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Worst Job in America

Porta-Potty Cleaner

Credit: Civilized ExplorerYep. I'm a Porta-Potty cleaner at Burning Man. I go in to these hot, smelly, nasty, booger-on-the-wall, Porta-Potties, stick a PVC wand in the shit tank, and wait a few for the pump to suck it up. Dealing with the smell, you get used to, but the sweat in the eyes, the broken t.p. dispensers, the paper all over the floor, the crap in the urinal, and the broken plastic seats really suck! When they're tipped over on the door, and you have to clean 'em up, you might as well sell your soul to the devil.....cause that's what it's like anyway....PURE HELL.

So next time you are using the Porta Potties, remember that there is someone who must clean them each and every day. 

Make sure that the "ONLY THING THAT GOES INTO THE POTTY SHOULD COME FROM YOUR BODY".


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